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Love For Lola

Posted on February 11, 2013 by swimmerjoe

by SwimmerJoe

Cancer sucks! It sucks bad! Why in the Hell haven’t we figured out how to cure it? Right now I have an age group and college swimming friend, Lorraine Perkins, who is fighting for her life and she is way too young! Lorraine Perkins, a former Florida Gator backstroker, is loved by many and the social media world is giving her all the love, thoughts, and prayers they can right now. They are praying for for comfort, as well as letting her know that she is loved by many!

All I have to say is why?

Why does it go after all the good ones? We have all had family members or friends affected by the dreaded C. Just why?

Swimming is such a close community, that all I can say is please continue to stay up on all your checkups and doctors visits. Speaking of the swimming community, give love to Lorraine Perkins. She will love it and so will her family and friends. You can do it here.http://www.facebook.com/groups/234213000049663/ or tweet using the hashtag #LoveforLola.

Cancer sucks! Fix it!

SwimmerJoe is Joe Auer, a masters and age group swimming / triathlete coach, writer for http://FloridaSwimNetwork.com, http://SwimmerJoe.com, and @SwimmerJoe on Twitter.

Note from editor: We’re extremely sad to report Lorraine Perkins passed at 7 pm on February 10. The world is better for having witnessed her life. We miss you, Lorraine!

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Fastest 100 Freestyle at the Olympics

Posted on August 7, 2012 by swimmerjoe

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Racing Against History

By KEVIN QUEALY and GRAHAM ROBERTS – NY Times

Nathan Adrian’s 100-meter freestyle won gold. But how would he do against every medalist in this event – ever!
One (imaginary) race with every medalist ever

Based on the athletes’ average speeds, if every Olympic medalist ever raced each other, France’s Alain Bernard (from the 2008 Games) would win, with a wide distribution of Olympians behind him, including Wednesday’s winner, Nathan Adrian. Below, where each swimmer would be when Bernard finishes his race.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/08/01/sports/olympics/racing-against-history.html

Notable winners of the 100-meter freestyle

Hungarian Olympic Committee
Alfréd Hajós
Hungary

Hungary’s first Olympic gold medalist, Hajós swam in 55-degree open water, in the Bay of Zea outside Piraeus, Greece. He also won the 1,200-meter swim.

1896, Athens 1:22.2 OR
I.O.C.
Johnny Weissmuller
United States

The first swimmer to break a minute in the Olympics. Later went on to play Tarzan in “Tarzan the Ape Man,” which made him internationally famous.

1924, Paris 59.0 OR
1928, Amsterdam 58.6 OR
Associated Press
Mark Spitz
United States

Won seven gold medals in the 1972 Games in Munich; nearly withdrew from the 100-meter event because he wasn’t sure if he would win. (He did, setting a world record.)

1968, Mexico City 53.0
1972, Munich 51.22 WR
Lyndon Mechielsen/Associated Press
Alexander Popov
Russia

One of only three athletes with three medals in this event; the first person in 68 years to win back-to-back golds after Weismuller did it in 1928.

1992, Barcelona 49.02
1996, Atlanta 48.74
2000, Sydney 48.69

 

 

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Believe in the Impossible

Posted on July 16, 2012 by swimmerjoe

Guest post By Bess Auer….Thanks Bess and so true!  SwimmerJoe

As I am watching the Tour de France and gearing up for the London Olympics, I am saddened to see the Twitter and Blogosphere light up with doping allegations. Current Tour leader Bradley Wiggins is dominating the race, putting in the ride of a lifetime and eclipsing his main rival, Cadel Evans, last year’s winner. Well, this can’t be possible! Wiggins must be cheating!

I don’t blame the doubters, as we’ve seen too many athletes, ranging from cyclists to baseball players, get caught. However, it is not the fact that cheaters exist that bother me, as they seem to get caught eventually. What bothers me is what these charlatans have robbed from us, the sports lovers, the dreamers, the wishers. These cheaters have stolen our willingness to believe in the impossible, our belief in athletic superiority.

When we see a man win the Tour de France seven times, well then, he must be doping. There is simply no other explanation because humans can’t be capable of surpassing normal human boundaries. Forget the fact that he fought back from the very edge of death, experiencing pain far worse than cycling up an 14% grade mountainside. The mountain only lasts a few hours, but surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation, lasts for months on end. Seven times? Incredible! Impossible! A human can’t do that!

After we lose our belief in the incredible (Seven times? Impossible!), we also begin to doubt those sports performances that are well within the realm of normal human ability, such as Wiggins in the Tour this year. (He’s good but not particularly extraordinary.)

Growing up I believed in the impossible. Nadia Comaneci scoring a perfect 10 seven times (Seven times? Impossible!) and the1980 Miracle on Ice (Unthinkable!). Throughout modern history there are many superhuman performances: Jesse Owens debunking the Nazi’s Aryan Myth by winning 4 gold medals in the Berlin Olympics. Roger Banister breaking the 4 minute barrier. Wilt Chamberlain scoring 100 points in a single NBA game. Michael Phelps winning 8 gold medals. (Inconceivable!)

Cheaters, I refuse to allow you to take away my willingness to believe in the impossible. I want to watch the Olympics this year and be amazed as the human body reaches incredible new heights. We may not truly be able to fly, but as I watch videos of Bob Beamon’s world record 29+ foot jump, I feel like maybe we can. Believe.

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Thinking of You, Andy O’Grady

Posted on September 10, 2011 by swimmerjoe

Andy O’Grady was a good friend of mine. We met when I swam for Paramus Red Wave in New Jersey during my senior year in high school. He was the first person on the team that introduced himself and took me in with the main training group. He was a great guy with an awesome “happy go lucky” personality.

The Paramus Red Wave practices were extremely difficult but he made them go by quickly with his jokes and one liners. (We only had time for one liners!) Although we went on our separate ways in college, we kept in touch whenever we’d see each other at the large meets around the country.

Andy lost his life ten years ago, on the 104th floor of the south tower.

Thinking of you Andy O’Grady – I know you are keeping the ones we lost in comfort.

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SR Champs Week! – Have You Ever Heard About the 2-Man 400-Free Relay?

Posted on July 20, 2011 by swimmerjoe

Since it is Senior Champs week, I thought I would bring back a great story that actually happened!  A great friend of mine, still, Brian Donahue, and I planned something that has never been done to my knowledge in a Championship Meet!  Imagine if this went on today!  Brian and I will be on deck this weekend in Ft. Pierce at the Senior Champs, come say hi and tell us you read it–See you there!  Let us know what you think of the story underneath in the comments.

Have You Ever Heard About the 2-Man 400-Free Relay?

Posted on August 30, 2009 by swimmerjoe

In US Swimming there are rules and regulations…everything is by the book, right? Not so fast.

The night was the finals of the Senior Region Meet (the old Junior Olympics for Seniors) at the old Sharidan Aquatic Club in Longwood, Florida. This was a very crowded warehouse enclosing a very fast 50-meter pool! There was no deck space to speak of; people were on top of people. So, when we started to line up for relays…we could only find two of the four swimmers!

Two of our fellow swimmers maybe had to leave early. (Or perhaps they never really showed up…I can’t remember, I’m old you know.) Anyway, the time was getting close to the end of the meet and you know what was coming…Relays!

The Blue Dolfins always loved relays because we held numerous National Records in them; we always seemed to do our personal best times, and we always beat the competition by nearly a pool length! (No, I am not exaggerating.)

So as the end of the meet was drawing near and teammate Brian Donahue (his kids swim for Greater Tampa now) and I were sitting there trying to figure out how we were going to get two more relay swimmers to join our relay. Everyone else was being used on other relays. (There was no way we were going to scratch because we really wanted the points for our team. We were definitely doing the 400 Free Relay—that relay was one of our best!)

We looked around the 50 meter warehouse and could not find anybody to swim with us. Then we saw one of the best sights we could ever see…Eddie Rose. (Charlie Rose’s father. Yes, the Blue Dolfins’ current head coach had a dad officiating lanes 6, 7 & 8 at the starting end.)

Brian and I looked at each other with excitement and came up with what seemed at the time like the most awesome idea. A two man relay!

What? Not legal! Well, we did it anyway. I know, you guys think I am an angel. Well, I don’t think of it as breaking the rules, rather think of me as taking the initiative to get the job done!

To prepare, we needed to throw the officials off guard a little, so we got a couple suits, a couple different caps and laughed like crazy! To think we were actually going to try this at a championship meet!

So, the individual events were over…the relays were ready to start. Brian and I were all ready, extra caps and suits behind the bleachers, hidden…only a couple of our friends knew and in between their fits of laughter, they were anxious to see if we could pull it off.

Eddie Rose (Charlie’s dad), standing right next to our block, said, “Hey JooAaauuueer!” as he use to call me, had absolutely no idea…yet. I was swimming the first leg and took off the blocks like a wild man, going as hard as I could, wide open. We wanted to win! However, in hindsight, I should have been thinking about the fact that I had to get back on the block in less than 50 seconds to do it all again, and add a cap, and add a suit….oops, I better hurry up and get out of the pool!

Brian took off the same way, as hard as he could…we must have thought that getting our pulse up well over 200 and then doing it again 50 seconds later wasn’t a real big deal at the time.

So, I quickly ran around the bleachers, laughing while I slid on an additional suit and cap. I must admit, I had trouble focusing and doing anything right the first go around, as I was in extreme oxygen debt, and Brian was turning on the 3rd wall. …Oh geez, I had to get up on the blocks and I was still behind the bleachers! So, I ran to the blocks, yes, absolutely completely out of air, laughing, not taking any oxygen in. I get up, Mr. Rose looks at me and does a double-take; he looks at me with those golf ball sized eyes he was so good at doing. Would he rat me out? Disqualify us? Here was the moment of truth! He pauses a moment and then puts his hand on the side of his face to block out the sight of me…From that point, on I knew we were good.

I entered the water laughing—we were in probably 3rd at the time—air going out and not in. I was going as hard as I could with no oxygen. How long did that last? I don’t know, probably 20 feet?

We went from 3rd to 6th—FAST! You can imagine the massive pain and the size of the African elephant sitting on my chest…but somehow I am still laughing. In the meantime Brian is doing his thing behind the bleachers, adding a cap and suit! I am sure he saw me just falling off pace and into pieces, which made probably cracked him up even further.

So, I touch the wall, and Brian takes off. Same thing; we fall immediately to 8th place. Brian was laughing, choking on water, and going through the same pain and enjoyment that I did. I couldn’t get out of the pool very easy either, I probably looked funny doing it. …The pool had an extra 1’ ½” coping from the water that felt like I was hanging on a cliff! Oh man it hurt! But, to this day the image of Mr. Rose laughing lives in my mind and brings me a big smile.

Brian, my partner in this swimming crime, was just finishing. He didn’t look good either. “We scored,” I wheezed out at him triumphantly. “Yes!” he coughed.

So, who says you always have to play by the book? Who says meets aren’t fun? To this day, the 2-man, 400 Free Relay, was probably the only 2-man relay that has ever scored in a championship meet.

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Mother’s Day

Posted on May 8, 2011 by swimmerjoe

Mother’s Day is always great and they deserve everything they get and more!

Mothers wake you up in the morning
Mothers feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Mothers help you with homework
Mothers do your laundry
Mothers want you to clean your room, but they end up doing it for you
Mothers worry about you all the time
Mothers live on your every word
Mothers are kind and look for playmates for you
Mothers talk to other mothers while you play
Mothers exercise when they have a break
Mothers help others before themselves
Mothers speak the truth and will not lie to you (most of the time)
Mothers try to be funny and hip
Mothers wear mom jeans
Moms choose Jif
Moms listen to your dad (sometimes)
Moms can multitask
Moms sleep lightly to listen for you
Moms are the glue
Moms love to talk
Moms will hunt your teachers down!
Moms are always called first when you are bad
Moms cheer the loudest at swim meets
Moms will text you and tell you something she told you already
Moms always tell you not to breath your last lap…really?
Moms seem to know how to swim faster than you…hehe
Moms take a million pictures
Moms are cool!

Always love your mother, tell her that everyday.

And in honor of mothers everywhere, here’s a little video I created just for you:

Have a great day! (Now on to fathers!)

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Thank You Poem

Posted on May 5, 2011 by swimmerjoe

by 14 year old swimmer, Silvio Martinez


Coach Joe,

You are my first loyal swim coach

Not deserting our team

As all the others had done before you

Staying true to us Blue Dolfins

Being faithful, honest, and trustworthy

So different from all the others

Who were selfish, blind, and uncaring

Thank you for being so dependable

Your jolly mood has spread out among the team
And brought our team closer together

With fun and games

Gathering us for bowling and some pizza

Or a great movie with some popcorn

Allowing us to race each other

Facing off in relays and having an awesome time

Convincing us that we’re not just a team

But a family of Blue Dolfins

Thank you, for being so fun and loving

And making us realize how much we care for each other

Most of all, thank you for being you, Coach Joe

You have changed my life as a swimmer

Made me faster in the water, like a bullet

Getting better and better everyday

But also making me appreciate the pool

Reminding me why I do this

Because swimming is what I love

Increasing both my speed in the sport

And my love for it

Thank you for everything,

Your swimmer,

Silvio

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People! There Are People Left!

Posted on May 1, 2011 by swimmerjoe

I freakin’ lost my iphone on a long ride Sunday!

Between a “check in” on Foursquare at the Markham Road trailhead and the next 10 miles, I lost it.  Well, great! I figured that was the most expensive ride I’ve ever been on! Not only for the price of the iphone itself, but all the junk I had on it.  So I went back and forth over the 10 miles, s-l-o-w-l-y.  Do you know how hard it is to focus while riding at dusk?

After a long weekend?

20 miles from the house?

Geez!

So I decided it was gone and got back to the hammering of the pedals wondering what in the heck I was going to do when I got back home. Well, nothing!  Haha. What can I do?  I guess I could get in the car, drive back and forth trying to call it in the pitch black night? Maybe it even landed face up to see the light! In the tall grass? Bawhahahaha!

So I finally get home after a decent ride, wondering how I was going to break the news to my wife that I had to buy a new iPhone, and my wife comes to the door and says, “I have your phone.”

I was like, what?

As it turns out, a mom and a daughter found my phone at the water stop. They text my wife and arranged to drop it off at the Panera Bread on the trail.  Crazy!

"Hi my name is Amy. My daughter and I found this phone on a water fountain 
on the Markham Woods bike trail. We would like to return it to the person 
that lost it. Any suggestions?"

"I am the owner's wife... He must have dropped it biking! Thank you so much! 
Perhaps you could leave it at the Panera Bread?"

So, my wife headed to the Panera, got the phone and headed home.  All while I was still cycling thinking my phone was gone for good!

So, what does this prove?  It is confirmation there are people left in this world.  There are people that take the extra step to help others out, expecting nothing in return. Priceless!  And tis leads to my goal for the week… figuring out a way to pay it forward!

So all ends well after a long weekend, and this is one good note to start the week!

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Lessons Learned – Ryan Lochte / Josh Davis

Posted on April 4, 2011 by swimmerjoe

When I showed up this past Sunday for the Mutual of Omaha‘s Breakout Swim Clinic with Josh Davis and Ryan Lochte, I really didn’t know what to expect. I don’t think the kids did either.

I’ve seen many clinics, been a camp director, coached for years, and I was very impressed with the boys. Josh Davis was excellent speaker and tactician, who really engaged the young swimmers with his special ways of teaching. Ryan Lochte was a rocket ship who talked about certain things that kept him going, including his main point, “having fun,” which I agree!

Lessons Learned
150 young athletes listened to Coach Lochte and Coach Davis, swam for 3 hours, and ate mounds of pizza. What did they learn? They learned from incredible Olympic athletes and saw the way the big dogs do it.  They saw starts (the launching pad!) and how to win it, streamlining, all four strokes and the drills that can make them great. The swimmers will keep this past weekend in their head forever. (Hey, I remember my first clinic….backstroker John Naber. It must have been 1978!)

Sometimes learning from the great athletes themselves comes across better than from their coaches. Haha!

What an experience for everyone involved! Hopefully some of the young swimmers will be in Josh Davis’s and Ryan Lochte’s position one day. I can’t wait to find out!

Here is the video.

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What It’s Really About!

Posted on March 28, 2011 by swimmerjoe

Swimming is the hardest sport with the least amount of notoriety…along with gymnastics, that is. (I have to say that, or my wife would kill me!)

This past weekend at Florida Swimming vs Florida Gold Coast All Star Meet reminded me of this one thing:  Swimming is extremely tough, and there are only a handful of kids tough enough to have the mindset to do it week in and week out.

The All Star weekend is meant to do one thing.  Give them what these athletes deserve:  Notoriety, prestige, a place where the big kids play, friendship and team!

I feel real bad for the swimmers who miss this type of meet. The friendships the swimmers developed this weekend are the start of  lifelong relationships, which can grow to be the best throughout their swimming career and possibly beyond.

Who cares if they were on Spring break the week before and didn’t get in the water?  It doesn’t matter, so what! Who cares if they didn’t swim their best times!  (They’re training, not tapering!)   This meet isn’t for best times; it’s for fun and bragging rights.

Even still, some times were pretty good.  But, it’s all about good times and enjoying the sport that they put so much time into.  It is part of the payoff!   Trying to swim fast when tired also teaches the young athletes about competing.  These athletes had to dig deep, especially when the duel between the Florida Swimming and Florida Gold Coast was so close early on.

So when it is a time to train, train your tail off, bust you gut and never look back.  When it is time to enjoy your year-long efforts, darn it, enjoy, and enjoy large!  Hats off athletes, see you next time.

Now get back to work!

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